i hate u

between

term paper

and

practical

i hate u

that made me do all of these two

in a short period of time

another day in hell

What I have learnt so far :

To teach summary:

* explain every paragraph

*write on the white board what points they are supposed to find

*find the points together with the students

*write the points on the white board

*finish the first sentence together

To read a text aloud:

*pick few students to read it aloud (usually they will read it very softly!!)

*ask them to choose the next person to read

*or asks the students to repeat after the teacher

When answering comprehension questions:

* Be strict with your answers

* Do not show that you are confused

*pick few students to read the questions orally

*write the answers on the white board

Time management:

* Don't always have to wait for the students to finish an activity

*Just go on as u need to manage the time very well

Objectives :

*as simple as possible (read text expressively/orally/answer 2 out of 5 of what q's)

*as specific as possible

Poetry:

*can ask them to close their eyes and listen as u read the poem

*can use music as u read

*make sure to explain the meaning first

*explain everything then only asks questions

Short story :

*explain the summary as don't have time to read the full story

pencuri kau mmg bodoh

wei pencuri bodoh

u left ur fingerprints

u shud be scared

pencuri bodoh phuck you

kau tau kau apa

binatang

bukan..binatang lg baik

kau ibarat taik babi

busuk

tapi taik babi boleh buat baja

kau boleh buat apa aja

kau buat taik

menyusahkan orang

baik ko terjun gaung aja

atau dilenyek treler

aku nak tgk

menyampah dgn kau

menyusahkan aku

menyusahkan orang

sian mak kau

beranakkan kau susah2

lahir2 jadi apa

jadi tolol

pontianak tu lagi baik dari kau

kau ni macam toyol la kot

cume toyol tu mmg bukan manusia

kau tu manusia

cuma berfikiran macam taik

x boleh guna akal

buat malu keturunan kau aja

aku balik nk rehat

nk buat keje aku

sekarang kau dah tambah keje aku

helo

pegi mampus boleh tak

aku benci orang mcm kau

kalau berani pegi carik kerja la

ni buat kerja pengecut

org x ada baru nk buat

wei kalau kau lelaki

wer did ur balls go

potong letak kat bontot kau ke

fuck u lah wei

i hope ull rot in hell

practically giving up

are practical teachers the lowest form of lives?

i am made to believe this..

eh u what?

i dunno why

but it seems i look older everyday..

ppl starts to call me 'akak'

never in my years ppl call me that

still getting used to it

makes me miss unisel

and yes i do feel old here

i miss being young..

and this place is very very....

i hate it..

i am actually not looking forward to eat anymore since im here..

but i do still eat when im hungry..

just wasnt as happy as i was before..

being a practical teacher means no life..

the lesson plan is much more complicated and u dunno 4 what

wen u become a teacher ur lesson plans are all short and sweet

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??

why are we even doing this?

tomorrow ill start teaching my 1st class..

1 double period of english, 1single period of literature

hopefully i can finish my tasks all

n can control the class

summore have to finish my term paper

honestly dunno wer to find time

between the lesson plans, curriculum activities, appendixes, printing, photostating

finding time to eat, sleep, watch chinese dramas, indonesian drama, cut my fingernails

aiyah!

i am very2 in a rut and messy situation

no time to wash my car also

aiyah!

im not eating well

not sleeping well

hopefully by the end of april im still sane..

ha ha ha ha

I am a very blur teacher

"Hello..Assalamualaikum..

My name is Ayi Humaira...

I'm from Unisel..

Now, I do not want you to talk when I am talking..unless I asked you to talk..

So, please give your full cooperation..

Okay?"

------------------------------------------------- long silence

?????????? eyer upon me

"OKAYY??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"okay teacher....."

a sign of being bullied?

i was too boring?

i talked to fast?

my voice was funny?

was i being funny?

do i looked funny?

a beginning..not the end

The night before

cried my eyes out cz the printer wasn't working

my lesson plans..die lah.. 2 am??!!!!

The morning of the very dreadful-not really day

"No need to do my class today.."

whaaaat???